06 May 2018



Most music is written in the tonality of la mineur (A minor). 
A collective of jellyfish is called a smack.
Still at large, Goldilocks vandalized the Three Bears’ home 205 years ago.
Good-night, carton; good-night, jug; Canadians began buying milk in plastic bags in 1967. 
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. ~Aesop


Albania is the 25th most visited nation in Europe. 
Chapstick sells a dozen different flavours of lip balm.
Grade 13 was abolished by the Ontario Ministry of Education in 2003.
80% of Canadians believe in space aliens.
Compromise is the art of making all guests at the table believe they got the biggest slice of cake. 


Pizza Hut operates 1,903 restaurants in the People’s Republic of China. 
Bonjour! The Michelin Tire man’s name is Bibendum. 
A single tree can bear as many as 500,000 olives in a season. 
A million Canadians qualify for bariatric surgery but only 6,000 a year undergo the knife.
Ideas don’t linger long in most people’s minds because they hate solitary confinement. 


A hummingbird weighs less than a penny (an ancient, abandoned Canadian coin).
From cradle to grave, our eyes never grow. 
Barbie is moulded in 1/6th scale. 
68 spacecraft missions have been launched to explore Mars.
Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza. 











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