19 September 2019


Today in 1642 AD, the City of Ville-Marie (Montréal) was founded.
Paper is the traditional gift given to couples on their their first anniversary.
The British military issues antimicrobial underwear that can be worn for 90 days at a time.
Lions fear giraffes, hippos and elephants.
I wanted to share a joke about paper but it was tearable. 

Today in 1893, women in New Zealand were given the right to vote.
X-ray machines were once a popular way to remove unwanted body hair. The game Musical Chairs was first played in 1877.
60 milliltres of maple syrup contains 100% of the daily allowance of manganese.
Heard a great local band called the Blank Cheques but they're still unsigned.
Eyeballs can get sunburnt. 
Newfoundland has 6 million hectares of forest; Labrador has an additional 5.2 million.
Porsche and Volkswagen merged in 2011.
Official Texas chilli does not include beans.
It takes forever to get reservations at the library, they're completely booked.

21% of our law enforcement officers are women.
Laughter is a universal birthright.
It takes 90 seconds to perform Chopin's Minute Waltz.
The word 'toque' is Arabic in origin. 
The Energizer Bunny was arrested by the RCMP and charged with battery.
Food for Thought: With mirth and laughter, let old wrinkles come. ~Shakespeare

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