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The texture of tofu is consistent with that of the human brain. Some 117,000 Canadians speak Cree. Time and space are inseparable. 55,000 employees work for the European Union. My next-door neighbour is in the prime of senility.     Police in Jamaica drive Toyota Corollas.  Oil is both hydrophobic and lipophilic. The slowest speed of information travelling around the brain is 424.8 k/ph. Today in 1812, the US declared war on the UK, our neighbours planned to conquer us. 100% of all Québec motorists surveyed believe they are excellent drivers. Mormon children are baptized at the age of eight. Today in 1984, New Brunswick kicked off its bicentennial festivities. 32 is the standard number of whistles on a steam calliope.  At 2 850 metres, Quito is the second-highest national capital city on Earth.  Whistle: wind having a narrow escape.  Frankenstein is 201 years old. 40% of the world’s cargo is t...

Today is Independence Day in Cambodia, it gained independence from France in 1953. 26.7% of the United Arab Emirates’ population is female, the lowest in the world. The Eiffel Tower has 2.5 million rivets.  The treadmill was originally a torture device for prisoners. Parisian frogs routinely feast on French flies.  Bees can fly higher than Mt. Everest. Bananas grow upside down. Elastic bands last longer when refrigerated. The Berlin Wall fell on this date in 1989. Germans are buried five metres below ground; deep down, they’re really nice.  An armadillo’s shell is bulletproof.  Frankenstein is 200 years old.  In Finland, 600,000+ cards are sent to Santa Claus each year.  On this date in 2016, Donald Trump was declared winner of the US Presidential Election. My neighbour has found the truth and it is made of pasta.  Wimbledon tennis balls are kept at 20°C. In his youth, Abraham Lincoln was a licens...