18 August 2018
Earth’s population grows by 83 million people a year. As observed throughout the United States, today is National Bad Poetry Day. Thalassophiles have a great affinity for oceans and seas. Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem is writ in the A-B-C-B schematical structure. Roses are reddish, violets are bluish, if it wasn’t for Jesus, we’d all be Jewish. A small North American kitchen measures 6.5 square metres or less. Mrs. Potato Head said, “I do” to Mr. Potato Head in 1953. 60% of the world’s inhabitants live in Asia; Africa is second with 17%. Maclean’s magazine is 112 years old. A Roman soldier walked into a bar, held up two fingers and was immediately served five beers. People who suffer from an irrational fear of the Metric System are called Americans. The world’s second tallest clock tower looms 501 metres over the city of Mecca. The most popular roofing material in the USA, asphalt shingles were introduced circa 1900. ...