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20 May 2019

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Thanks to Slovenia’s proposition, the UN has proclaimed this as World Bee Day. This is Victoria Day throughout the land; for 34 million of us, this is the start of summer. Unicorns live in groups of five or six.  The US, Russia, France,the UK, China and India all have nuclear subs. Wasps and yellow jackets are nothing more than wanna-bees. Drums are classified as membranes, the oldest of all musical instruments. Today in 1980, 59.56% of Quebeckers said ‘Non’ to independence.  A newborn baby unicorn is called a sparkle. One can order sandwiches at 42,000 Subways on six continents; 3,000 here at home. My neighbour’s wife swallowed a harmonica. Nine months later she gave birth to the Blues. Romans boiled flamingoes in wine, vinegar, leek coriander, mint, rue and dates. Diabetic sock puppets cannot wrinkle.  Balsamic vinegar is made from grape must.  Today in 1904, Ode to Newfoundland was chosen as the national anthem of th...