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Chrysler Canada ceased production of the Fargo truck line in 1972, after a 44-year run. A typical cataract surgery takes ten minutes. With a population of 21 million, Mexico City is the world’s sixth largest urban sprawl.   Potato salad originated in Germany in the 1600s. Couldn’t remember how to fasten my seatbelt. Suddenly, it clicked. At a formal Guamese buffet, potato salad is placed third on the table, after meat and starch.  VA, PA, MA and KY are the Commonwealths granted American statehood. 70% of France’s prisoners are Muslim, though the group represents 10% of the population. StatsCan reports that there are 14.6 million of us who are single—and looking.  Potatoes have skin. Humans have skin; ergo people are potatoes. Today in 1990, Berlin’s Checkpoint Charlie was dismantled as Germany reunified. Sailors consider it unlucky to begin a voyage on Friday. 85% of Americans surveyed ranked RNs as the nation’s most trusted...

For every action there is an opposite government ministry.  129% of all humans exaggerate. The problem with lifting quotes from the Internet is, you never know if they’re true. ~ Abraham Lincoln 87% of all statistics are fake. To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty choice, is indeed, an addition of insult to injury. The noblest of all dogs is the hot dog—it feeds the hand that bites it.  Those without a sense of humour have no sense at all.  When two ants elope, they become antelopes.  Only in Ottawa! The Federal Ministry of Redundancy Ministry. Sayonara  to English and French. Since actions speak louder than words, learn Judo.   A gentleman never insults another unintentionally. When folks talk behind your back, then decide that’s where they will always stay. Two-faced people should make sure that at least one of those faces is pretty. ~ Marilyn Monroe An injury is much sooner forgotten than...