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This is the 12th Day of Christmas; The twelve drummers drumming cost USD$4,0138.10. Brass doorknobs disinfect themselves.  The Duchess of Northumberland has created a garden that features 100 poisonous plants. White oak and white hickory are the most efficient woods to burn in a fireplace.  My neighbour got food poisoning yesterday. He’s not sure when he’s going to use it. Since 1776, The United States has welcomed 72 million legal immigrants.  The first Tim Horton’s offered two flavours of doughnuts, 69¢ each and coffee for 10¢. More than a million people died during the construction of China’s Great Wall. Today in 1914, The Ford Canada began to pay workers $4 a day—the most in the Empire.  When Jesus returns, he will be detained as an illegal immigrant. According to folklore, the person who eats the of the bread must kiss the cook. The first commercial use for nylon was toothbrush bristles. Watch out for Goldilocks, this ...

90% of people surveyed admit they like to sing in their cars. Today in 1635, Guadeloupe became a colony of France. There are nineteen different types of smiles.  Only 10% of human knowledge is on the Internet. Jesus never charged a leper co-pay.  A penguin can hold its breath underwater for up to 20 minutes. The world record for people stuffed into a Smart Car is nineteen. Humans who experience the least anxiety in life are blood type B. Thursdays and Fridays are the days when Tweeters tweet the most. Bureaucracy is capital punishment.   Babies born on Thursday in Ghana, are given the appellation Yaw for boys and Yaa for girls.  A Canadian kid will eat 1,500 peanut butter sandwiches before completing high school. Israel’s two Chief Rabbis are appointed for ten-year terms.  Holding 150,000 fans, Rungrado May Stadium in Pyongyang is the world’s largest. Hanging is a suspended sentence. In 1974, helmets were i...