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Highway 10 stretches 1,690 kilometres from Alberta to Tuktoyaktuk, NWT. School starts at the age of two for Argentine children. Jazz is a fusion of ragtime, European chamber music, marching band and the blues. 100 grams of grape leaves have 11 grams of dietary fibre. A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she was unable to control her pupils. Musk ox meat is kosher.  Six out of ten Canadians wear eyeglasses to correct vision. People who prefer water to alcohol are aquabibs. 5 387 862 Morris and Austin Minis were produced from 1959 to 2000. A lab technician fell into a lens grinder, making a spectacle out of himself.  Canada has High Commissions in 21 Commonwealth nations. The head of an asparagus is the squib. Puns are divided into six categories.  The Arabian Sea is home to more than 30 species of sharks. Diplomacy: Lying in state. Robins are identified carriers of West Nile Virus.  Dining rooms are the l...

This is the fourth day of The Twelve Days of Christmas--calling birds cost $730 +HST--the same as last year.  From St. John’s to Victoria we are served by 3,672 fire departments.  There are ten different classifications of waterfalls.  Medical jokes lost their humour after I was diagnosed with an irony deficiency.  Snow tire studs are made of tungsten carbide, a hard, high-performance ceramic. This is Republic Day for 12 million South Sudanese. Brits toss out 1,500 aluminum cans every second of every day. 45 ml of toasted wheat germ pack 81 calories and six grams or protein.   My neighbour didn't go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row, to date. Anthrophobes struggle with the irrational fear of flowers.  For the past 39 years, Belgium has been the EU’s leading producer of soy milk. Walmart Canada employs 91,000 people.  The Statue of Liberty served as an official lighthouse from 1886 to 1902. E...