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Folks who experience mogigraphia have writer’s cramp. Today in 1961, John F. Kennedy was sworn in as the youngest president of the Unite States. A starfruit contains 4% sugar.  Five of our nine Supreme Court Justices are women. No one alive right now has ever died.  As observed throughout North America, January is National Porridge Month.  850,000 low-income Canadians turn to food banks every month.  We blink between 15 to 20 times a minute.  Edward VIII began his reign over the United Kingdom, its Commonwealths and Realms.  My neighbour stole food while sitting on the shoulders of two vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts. Turtles see a colour that humans can not fathom. As a rule of thumb, the smaller the pepper, the hotter.  1.2 million barrels of kerosene are consumed around the world daily.  The most common surname in El Salvador is Hernández. It’s ironic that the man who inv...

This is the 12th Day of Christmas; The twelve drummers drumming cost USD$4,0138.10. Brass doorknobs disinfect themselves.  The Duchess of Northumberland has created a garden that features 100 poisonous plants. White oak and white hickory are the most efficient woods to burn in a fireplace.  My neighbour got food poisoning yesterday. He’s not sure when he’s going to use it. Since 1776, The United States has welcomed 72 million legal immigrants.  The first Tim Horton’s offered two flavours of doughnuts, 69¢ each and coffee for 10¢. More than a million people died during the construction of China’s Great Wall. Today in 1914, The Ford Canada began to pay workers $4 a day—the most in the Empire.  When Jesus returns, he will be detained as an illegal immigrant. According to folklore, the person who eats the of the bread must kiss the cook. The first commercial use for nylon was toothbrush bristles. Watch out for Goldilocks, this ...