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05 July 2019

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Celebrated since 1811, this is Independence Day in Venezuela. The majority of folk in New Brunswick are Roman Catholic. Instragram boasts more than 500 million users. Giraffes give birth standing up.  Priests who giggle while delivering homilies suffer from mass hysteria.  All RCMP horses bred and raised on a farm near Pakenham, Ontario.  The four genders in English are: masculine, feminine, common and neuter. Today in 1979, the Queen opened the 1,000th annual sitting of the Isle of Man's Parliament. Black pepper is a vine; its fruit is dried and ground to make spice. The proper way to address a royal giraffe is, Your High-ness.  According to StatsCan, 57% of us plant gardens every spring.  German bakers turn out more than 200+ varieties of bread. Today in 1866, our first car—a steam buggy—arrived on PEI; it was declared possessed. An adult giraffe will yield 300 kilos of intensely-flavoured lean meat.  Neve...