08 May 2018
For every action there is an opposite government ministry. 129% of all humans exaggerate. The problem with lifting quotes from the Internet is, you never know if they’re true. ~ Abraham Lincoln 87% of all statistics are fake. To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty choice, is indeed, an addition of insult to injury. The noblest of all dogs is the hot dog—it feeds the hand that bites it. Those without a sense of humour have no sense at all. When two ants elope, they become antelopes. Only in Ottawa! The Federal Ministry of Redundancy Ministry. Sayonara to English and French. Since actions speak louder than words, learn Judo. A gentleman never insults another unintentionally. When folks talk behind your back, then decide that’s where they will always stay. Two-faced people should make sure that at least one of those faces is pretty. ~ Marilyn Monroe An injury is much sooner forgotten than...