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23 May 2019

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The wind cannot make a sound until it blows against an object. Today in 1949, the Federal Republic of Germany was born. A dog’s sense of smell is 10,000 times more acute than that of its human owner.  Canadair builds aircraft in here at home, the US, the UK, Morocco and Mexico. To stop the wind from blowing away your newspaper, use a news anchor. The Amur leopard is Earth’s most endangered animal; fewer than 70 remain. Duct tape must be replaced every 12 months.  Today in 1873, Parliament created the RCMP. Urban geographers  know that avenues are required to run perpendicular to streets.  My neighbour took the road out of town; the Mounties made him put it back.  In 1893, the Newfoundland legislature forbade fishermen from killing seals on Sunday. Many mammals eat their newborn babies, if they are deformed. Refugees love our warmth, inclusiveness, world-class education and universal healthcare. A turtleneck shirt symbo...

24 May 2019

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The wind cannot make a sound until it blows up against an object. After 14 years of construction, the Brooklyn Bridge opened today in 1883. A dog’s sense of smell is 10,000 times more acute than that of its human owner.  Canadair builds aircraft in here at home, the US, the UK, Morocco and Mexico. To stop the wind from blowing away your newspaper, use a news anchor. The Amur Leopard is Earth’s most endangered animal; fewer than 70 remain. Duct tape must be replaced every 12 months.  Today in 1918, MPs voted to give women the right to vote in federal elections.  Urban geographers  know that avenues are required to run perpendicular to streets.  My neighbour took the road out of town; the Mounties made him put it back.  This is the Fête de St-Jean-Baptiste--Québec's national holiday.  Many mammals eat their newborn babies, if they are deformed. Refugees like our warm attitude, inclusiveness , world-class educatio...

29 August 2018

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Today in 1919, Prince Edward Island lifted the province’s ten-year ban on automobiles. In The Middle Ages, Venetians bought the day's paper with a coin called the gazette. A cow must drink four litres of water to produce one litre of milk. The Canadian Diabetes Association rebranded in 2017 but Diabetes Canada has served for 65 years. One of the few things that duct tape cannot fix is poor table manners. 41,277 convicts currently serve time in 111 of Her Majesty’s Royal Australian hoosegows.  When invited to dinner In the 1300s, etiquette required guests to bring their own cutlery.  It takes twelve hours to fly from one end of Indonesia to the other.  The Canada Pension Plan has $328.2 billion in the investment kitty. Though I fly through the Valley of Death, I shall fear no evil, for I am at 25,000 metres and climbing. ~Korean airport sign Akihito is the 125th monarch to occupy the Chrysanthemum Throne. Vehophobes struggle with th...