19 May 2018




The City of Montréal collected $174 million in parking fines last year. 
Cherokees and Choctaws shared cornbread with fresh-off-the-boat European immigrants. 
Three billion people warmed up their Marconis and Electrohomes to watch Harry and Meghan tie the knot.
Minus icing on the cake, 1/6th of a Betty Crocker Super Moist Devil’s Food Cake has 582 calories. 
The trouble with being a good sport is that one must lose in order to prove it. 


There are no words for ‘yes’ or ’no’ in Irish Gaelic. 
Born in 1947, the beloved and bilingual anthropomorphic Elmer the Safety Elephant  teaches children traffic and fire safety in all ten provinces.
The first ribbon makers’ guild was established in 1585, in France. 
In America, this is National Devil’s Food Cake Day. 
A politician shakes your hand before an election and your confidence, after.


Wheat, iron ore and soybeans are the most common cargoes on the Great Lakes. More than 250 Betty Crocker cookbooks have been published since 1950.
Headquartered in Luxembourg, ArcelorMittal produces 6% of the world’s steel. 
Secondary teachers’ job classification is NOC4031, according to the Ministry of Employment.
Forgive your enemies but remember their names.  

A newborn baby octopus is the size of a flea. 
Romans used porcupine quills for toothpicks. 
Walt Disney, creator of Micky and Minnie, was deathly afraid of mice.
It is illegal to hunt camels in the State of Arizona. 
CAA-AA: An organization for people who are being driven to drink. 


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