19 May 2019


Today in 1957, M. Lachance—owner of Café Ideal in Warwick, QC—served the first poutine.
Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue, began in 1883.
The garn is a unit of measure NASA uses, to gauge how quickly astronauts develop nausea.
The harmonica is a free reed wind instrument. 
When astronauts crash into the moon they are required to Apollo-gize.



Since 1791, little Jack Horner has sat in the corner, pulling out plums from his Christmas pie.
The average length of a New Zealand couple’s marriage is 12.2 years.
Today in 1911, Parks Canada came into existence—the world’s first national park ministry. 
The letter ‘B’ is a voiced bilabial stop in many languages.
100% of all caves are located underground.



11.5% of us live in common-law relationships.
The world’s most massive wedding cake weighed in at 6.8 tonnes. 
Sicily is the largest island in the Mediterranean Sea. 
We have pounded out Chopsticks, since 16-year old Euphemia Allen composed it in 1877.
Dragons have a terrible time blowing out the candles on their birthday cakes.


As an office building, the Centre Block of Parliament is worth $87.9 million.
The lifespan of a magnolia tree is 80 to 120 years.
Today in 2018, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle wed as 1.9 billion people watched.
The population of Croatia is 4.154 million. 
My neighbour took his wife everywhere but she kept finding her way home.




Food for Thought: Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it is better to change the locks. ~Doug Larson


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