08 May 2018

For every action there is an opposite government ministry. 

129% of all humans exaggerate.

The problem with lifting quotes from the Internet is, you never know if they’re true. ~Abraham Lincoln

87% of all statistics are fake.

To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty choice, is indeed, an addition of insult to injury.

The noblest of all dogs is the hot dog—it feeds the hand that bites it. 

Those without a sense of humour have no sense at all. 

When two ants elope, they become antelopes. 

Only in Ottawa! The Federal Ministry of Redundancy Ministry.

Sayonara to English and French. Since actions speak louder than words, learn Judo.  

A gentleman never insults another unintentionally.

When folks talk behind your back, then decide that’s where they will always stay.

Two-faced people should make sure that at least one of those faces is pretty. ~Marilyn Monroe

An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.

Hate never makes one beautiful.

If brains were taxable, most would receive the maximum allowable deduction.

Insult is the sin committed by those who do not have any value of personal feelings.

Gaum's roads are made of oil and crushed coral. Slippery when wet, the speed limit is 60 kph.

If stupidity were a terminal illness, 46% of Canadians would be on life support.

It is not easy to act in an ugly manner. 

Be wary of shady and sketchy artists.