05 January 2019



This is the 12th Day of Christmas; The twelve drummers drumming cost USD$4,0138.10.
Brass doorknobs disinfect themselves. 
The Duchess of Northumberland has created a garden that features 100 poisonous plants.
White oak and white hickory are the most efficient woods to burn in a fireplace. 
My neighbour got food poisoning yesterday. He’s not sure when he’s going to use it.


Since 1776, The United States has welcomed 72 million legal immigrants. 
The first Tim Horton’s offered two flavours of doughnuts, 69¢ each and coffee for 10¢.
More than a million people died during the construction of China’s Great Wall.
Today in 1914, The Ford Canada began to pay workers $4 a day—the most in the Empire. 
When Jesus returns, he will be detained as an illegal immigrant.


According to folklore, the person who eats the of the bread must kiss the cook.
The first commercial use for nylon was toothbrush bristles.
Watch out for Goldilocks, this is National Porridge Month. 
Today in 2004, the dollar rose above 78¢ US for the first time in eleven years. 
Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.


AA’s Fourth Step is: Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
There are four types of microphones.
Edna Murphy, creator of Mum, the first deodorant in 1888, is still popular worldwide. 
Workers began construction of the Golden Gate Bridge today in 1933.

My neighbour is schizophrenic but he’s good people. 



Food for Thought: You can't play a symphony alone, it requires an orchestra. ~Navjot Singh Sidhu




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