18 February 2019
Athazagoraphobics suffer from the irrational fear of being forgotten or ignored.
Idiot mittens are attached with yarn—through coat sleeves—to keep them from being lost.
This is Independence Day for those who live in The Gambia, freed from Britain’s rule in 1965.
The Ski-Doo was the Ski-Dog until the painter mis-painted the name on the prototype.
There were no gunslingers in early western Canada because they all wore mittens.
Strict vegans abhor silk.
There are precisely 138 terminal board positions in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe.
Today in 1815, the Treaty of Ghent was proclaimed in Washington, ending the War of 1812.
Art Deco reigned as the international style king from 1925 to 1939.
The tofu crossed the road to prove it wasn’t chicken.
The top request by our soldiers in WWII was Hockey Night in Canada; smokes came second.
The Egg McMuffin was first introduced to fast food junkies in 1972.
Today in 1861, Jefferson Davis became president of the Confederate States of America.
In the EU, eggs must be sold by weight, not by number.
The Easter Bunny paints eggs because they are too hard to wallpaper.
When red okra is cooked, the pods turns green.
Russians buy 48 million tires a year.
Today in 1980, Trudeau’s Grits beat Clark’s Tories—142 seats to 103; 32 for the NDP.
Ethiopians have one name, their fathers’ first names serve as surnames on legal documents.
Once the tires go flat, it is no longer a mobile home.
Food for Thought:
Definition of emergency
1- an unforeseen combination of circumstances or the resulting state that calls for immediate action
2 an urgent need for assistance or relief
the mayor declared a state of emergency after the flood ~Merriam Webster
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