21 February 2019


Norwegians mark the birthday of King Harald V, today.
125 millilitres of black turtle beans contains 122 calories and packs 8.7% of dietary fibre. 
The Netscape browser was introduced in 1994.
According to an Angus Reid poll, 51% of Canadians don’t have a last will and testament.
The older one gets, the more important it is to move the fire extinguisher closer to the cake. 


The ‘Big Four’ news agencies: Reuters, Associated Press, Agence France-Presse and UPI.
Okra is a fruit.
Today in 1921, Québec’s National Assembly established a Crown corporation to sell alcohol.
Toyota, VW, Ford, Honda and Nissan own 24.9% of the world’s automotive market. 
My neighbour is such a bad driver that his GPS said, “Stop in 100 metres and let me out.”


An oar has only one blade but a paddle may have two. 
A webster is a female weaver. 
Sabres defenceman Tim Horton was killed today in a car crash in 1974.
It takes six to ten hours to smoke herring. 
My neighbour’s coffee cup was stolen. He went to the cop shop to look through mug shots. 


Asian elephants have demonstrated the ability to perform basic arithmetic.
Astronauts wear diapers in outer space. 
The espresso machine was patented in 1884.
A frobisher polishes swords and armour. 
Hickory, dickory dock, the elephant ran up the clock; the clock is currently at the repair shop. 


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