07 May 2019



Zebras sleep standing up.
41.6% of Canadians over the age of 15 are legally married.
The Eiffel Tower opened today in 1889.
Birch trees grow on six continents.
Pierre opened a butcher shop in the Eiffel Tower. The steaks are high. 


William Tell was a rebel who refused to bow to the invading House of Hapsburg.
The electric fire was invented in 1912.
Built here and sold here, 40 million+ makes Toyota' Corolla the #1selling car of all time.
Ants communicate through the secretion of pheromones that send chemical messages.
The fair maiden confided to the handsome archer that he made her quiver.

The gods turned Narcissus into a daffodil for being vain and admiring himself.
Lobsters never stop growing.
Mexico is a federation of 32 states and four territories.
The first cordless electric tool was a drill, introduced in 1961.
A 50-ish English prof asked, “I’m beautiful, what tense is it?” Pupils said, “Has to be the past.”


The three plies in plywood are the front, core and back.
650 criminals are incarcerated in Luxembourgish prisons; 74% are foreign born.
The nation’s third largest, Port Windsor is 993 kilometres from the Port de Montréal.
Nazis tried to kill Churchill with an exploding chocolate bar. The plot was foiled, too.
My neighbour’s drug test came back negative. His dealer has some explaining to do.

Food for Thought: Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy. ~Isaac Newton
















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