09 August 2019


This is International Nurses’ Day.
Manitoba means ’The Great Spirit Speaks’ in the Oji-Cree language.
There are 24 genres of comedy.
An oar provides thrust, making it a lever.
Navel oranges are not nautical. 


A tree will yield 200 rolls of toilet tissue. 
Buckingham Palace boasts 760 windows.
The gestation period of a gopher is 18 days.
May your life be long and useful—like rolls of toilet tissue.


People began ‘losing their minds’ since the idiom entered the lexicon in the late 1500s.
Fleas can jump 30,00 times without stopping.
In 1971, New Brunswick became the last province to join Medicare.
Based on lack of competence, benevolence or honesty, trust is broken.
Mental illness runs in my neighbour’s family. That’s odd because they aren’t very athletic.


Security intel is domestic; foreign intel tracks activities of states that may threaten a nation.
The name Holt means ‘small grove of trees’.
The Donner Party wagon train started out with 83 pioneers; 45 made it to California.
Celebrated chanteuse Cèline Dion is the youngest of 14 children.
The Donner Party would have been fine, if they had stayed on Interstate 80.



Food for Thought: Extinction is the rule; the exception is survival. ~Carl Sagan





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